Bean: Mom, can you move your computer off the kitchen table?
Me: Why?
Bean: I’ve taught Dash a new trick and I want to show you.
Me: What trick?
Bean: I’ve taught him how to jump on things and I want to show you how I’ve taught him to jump on the kitchen table.
Um, no.
No, I cannot move my computer.
Sorry.
Boy, does that conversation make the next meal at that table a little less appetizing! LOL.
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