I did not spend my “Free of Small Children” Saturday night cleaning my teenage son’s room with my husband. Not me – I am much more romantic than that and know how to take advantage of free babysitting when I have it.
I did not pull out a WHOLE bag of clothes from Zman’s closet that were a size 7/8 and pack them up for Almost Mine. After all, I purge my children’s closets more than once every 7 years.
I did not clean out my freezer this weekend and find not one, but TWO bags of frozen vegetables with expiration dates in 2004. Nope, not me, I am not wasteful or forgetful.
When Bug came to me last night complaining of a sore throat, I most certainly did not tell her to get a drink of water and go to bed. Not me, I am a very sympathetic, compassionate, caring, and attentive mother – I would never do anything like that.
I did NOT wake up this morning; get ready for work, only to take both Bean and Bug to the doctor because they have a staph infection and strep throat, respectively!
I did not proceed to feed them cinnamon rolls with icing for breakfast. Not me, I feed my sickly children very nutritious meals to boost their immune systems.
I did not try to take a picture of my girls’ feet thinking it would be a sweet picture only to capture THIS. AAACCCKKK! Not me, my girls are dainty, delightful, poised, young women.
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Great not me monday. I think the pictures looked great
ReplyDeleteThe name of your blog made me laugh!!! Fantastic!
ReplyDeleteI too would never be unsympathetic to my sick children~~just asks them. Ummm. Well...Maybe you shouldn't:)
Tammy
Found you on MckMama - love the Not Me's!! If it makes you feel better I just threw away canned food that was 4+ years expired.
ReplyDeleteI would not have done the exact same thing about the sore throat. I mean sometimes you can't tell when they really are not feeling well. Oh well, I hope they get better!
ReplyDeleteHappy Not Me Monday!
Hey just popping over from MckMama, Love the not me's! I have to admit I came because your blog name stood out among the other 300+ :-) lol.
ReplyDeleteYou are hilarious!!
ReplyDeleteLove the name! The "cute feet" pics is something I'd wanted to try, and your's is HILARIOUS!
ReplyDeleteThe feet picture had me laughing out loud! And, I so do not feed my kids any unhealthy foods either! Glad to know you aren't the only one who doesn't do that!
ReplyDeleteI love your blog, the name is adorable and teh pictures are great.
ReplyDeleteI love your blog name! I feel the same way about closet purging so hopefully I'm not that far behind. And the sore throat, well, what can I say; the kid deserved an ooey, gooey cinnamon roll after NOT being sent back to bed with just a drink of water!
ReplyDeleteGood ones!