Monday, April 27, 2009

This is NOT my child!

This is my sweet, innocent baby.  What does she want to do on her vacation?

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Why, she wants to rock climb.

Are you sure?

Yes, Mom.

Really??

UUUGGHHH!  YES MOM!!!

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There she goes!

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Up!

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Up!

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Okay, at this point, I could barely snap the pictures, because I was feeling lightheaded.  How did this happen?  How did I create a human being without a fear of heights?  Obviously, I have enough fear for the both of us.

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And she rings the bell!

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For making it to the top, she gets to go again free if she wants.  Here he is asking if she wants to go again.  She politely declined.  Apparently, once is enough.  But that’s one more than me!

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Victory is SWEET!

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On Top of the World

Or at least as close as I ever want to be!  From the top of Rock City you can see seven states.  Bean seemed a little confused as to where the black dotted lines were showing the state boundaries.

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Oh, the view.  Well, that’s what others brag about.  I was busy trying to take a decent shot while NOT looking at the subject.

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Those other folks in my group?  They wanted a CLOSER look!

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What you can’t see here?  Me, grabbing onto one of Fadre’s belt loops and holding on for my dear life!  Quick take the picture Zman, before I faint!

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Between a Rock and a Hard Place

This is how we spent the last day of our vacation in Chattanooga.

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See how Zman is enjoying our family time?

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I don’t care how old you are, these are always fun!

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One of the many stone bridges.

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Fairyland Caverns was one of the coolest things we saw.

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Several fairytale scenes are painted with glow-in-the-dark paint and displayed under black lights.  Diamond Corridor was the first stop.

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The wall was full of *sparkly* rocks.  Bean loved it!

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Down, down, we go.

041809 Chattanooga 102Here are a few of the scenes.

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Jack and Jill.

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A ferris wheel.

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More and more.

Up, Up, and Away!

While at Rock City, we took in a show…A bird show. 

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As this guy came around, he got a little excited.  Then he was suppose to fly between the trainers.  Instead he went from one trainer to the top of a tree.

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After the buzzard’s trial flight with an audience member, he flew from one trainer to another – right over our HEADS.  His wings scraped my and Bug’s head.  Very cool! 041809 Chattanooga 057

This poor guy lost his wing to a gunshot wound.  Very sad.  He was still magnificent.

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Zman, Bug, and Bean got to pet the littlest owl.

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The park is having guests build an eagle’s nest.  I think my kids would fit in it!

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Friday, April 24, 2009

The Fab Five

BQ gave me this card for my birthday.  It is such a true representation of us.

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Good to the last drop

I found this in the laundry last week.

pencil

Let me give you a little perspective….

pencil and market

Something more quantitative?

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Apparently Bean is taking WASTE NOT, WANT NOT very seriously.  How she gets it sharpened, I’ll never know…

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

A Diamond is a Girl’s Best Friend but an Amethyst Makes a Good Buddy Too!

After you’ve journeyed to the center of the earth and back, you can play on this lovely playground full of sunshine.  Bug gave the monkey bars her all.

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And here’s Zman, in his natural state…texting his girlfriend.  It’s almost as if she joined us on the trip.

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You could buy bags of sand and sift them like the old time gold diggers, and look for precious gems.  I could not have imagined a more appropriate activity for Bean!  It is right up her alley.

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Even Zman couldn’t miss out on this opportunity.

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First you pour your bag of sand into the sifter.  I don’t know if that’s the technical name for it, but let’s just go with that for now.

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And then you put your sifter in the water and wash away the sand.

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After you do this a couple of times, your “gems” start to show themselves.

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And you keep working at it until the sand is all gone.

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And your left with your prized possessions. 

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If I keep doing this, surely I can find enough diamonds for us to retire.

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It even peaks Fadre’s interest.

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You carefully pick out your gemstones and put them in a bag.

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Bean’s found something REALLY good.

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Zman plays good big brother and helps Bug pick out her stones.

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I think that’s a garnet, maybe an amethyst…It’s hard to tell from here.

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You are given a card so you can match up your stones.

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Nothing makes a girl with a touch of OCD happier than to match something up!

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Look at our bounty…or is it booty?  Please don’t look at my booty…It isn’t pretty.

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We’re all sorted.

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Sorted = happy.

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After Bean sorted once.  She sorted again before putting her rocks away.

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Then she folded up her card and put it in her bag so she could sort again later.

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